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Well congratulations, you’ve just taken the first of many long steps towards getting a domestic household helper who will sleep in your home or office, cook you fresh meals of past-date hummus morning noon and night, and even teach your children how best to tend to a taxi cab or dozen odd goats!

Or maybe your kids want to learn about fireworks, model rockets or MacGyver-like military improvisational skills.

If that’s what you think you’re signing up for, then you’ve clicked the right page to make the right American choice, as a true patriot. What’s more, you’ve taken that most important first step along the road from Guantanamo Bay!

There are so many reasons why your decision helps the overall strength of our nation, even though the Republican party has essentially been dismantled by de facto president Richard Cheney. They knew what liberties could be taken, they didn’t like it, so they took the rest, and the voters were thanked for their contributions in direct proportions to their worth… be as bitter as you like, you already knew it was true, and if you didn’t, you needed only check your local truck, or internets (which is indeed a big truck, as Senator Ted Stevens so succinctly pointed out in his ironic, however misunderstood committee speech.)

If you’re already in process and you just need to check the delivery status of your insurgent, please use our LOGIN page to find out where your own little slice of hummus is sitting in the process of the wait.

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See Something, Say Something - We can’t be too concise about this matter, nor can we legally be too vague, but it basically boils down to this; if you see something, say something... Read More

Dos and Don'ts - If you are not a “rules” person, like most of our adoptive families, you may do better to skip our formal pages of formal rules and stick to this handy guideline of dos and don’ts to keep your compass pointing north. Read More

Adoptee/Detainee Profiles - Please browse and choose through some of our many profiles available, and if you see one you like, click to learn more and continue to our adoption page to request your very own “guest” today. View Profiles

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